I guess then we're just really bad?

Mitchell Page, the Nationals' hitting coach, has some good news: the Nats' hitters aren't in a slump. Given that "slump" is defined as decreasing or falling suddenly and markedly, I guess the Nats' pathetic offensive output is just consistently bad? We hope not, because the Nats' team batting line--.231/.311/.332--doesn't even rise to the level of anemic. We fear that Mr. Page is correct and this is as good as it gets. But, look on the bright side--at least the season ticket holders sitting behind the Nats' dugout don't have to fear screaming line drives from the Nats' bats!